Okay, ladies, the men asked for it. The issue is that men see women as a completely different creature. Whether it’s one woman, a group, or a matriarch. As long as he doesn’t know that woman, she is fair game for all sorts of behavior he would not get away with in front of his own mother. 

This happens with that type of guy who is used to watching sexual content and learned from such reliable sources what women really want. This makes him feel safe enough to get away with catcalls, because he got away with watching so much quivering flesh. So if a woman is complaining, in a pained voice about the verbal abuse she has to endure, in his mind, he thinks, of course she likes it.  

But to be fair to him, he chose to watch garbage. But, perhaps I should rephrase that. He chose to watch educational material on what human relationships look like. 

What is more compelling? Arousal at a slight trigger or a pained voice, calling out injustice? Let’s admit it, one is just too boring.  He might as well bring out his favorite porn to soothe himself into feeling that women are complacent in this racket too.

So the next time a woman complains, he knows she’s just being coy and he’ll play along. Anyway, when he’s hard he gets to pick and whatever he says goes. She can walk away even, but he knows for sure, that girl really wants what he’s packing.

But enough about men and their horny issues.

What about the consenting women? What about the sexualized women? What about the objectified women? Really, they are all the same. White, black, asian, you name it. Any woman is just just another disposable piece. Women can be generalized and therefore available for that one thing, outside of which they have no other identity.

Let’s face it, the most reliable thing that he can count on, is the erection of his own p3ni$. And he should know how to use it. But I bet his own mother would know how to use one better than he ever could. 

I don’t want him to feel less than himself. After all, men are men, there is pride in that. I’m complimenting his manhood. He feels strong and powerful when he catcalls. I thought men knew how to use their body parts. Especially their tongues. I am one for applause for the best pick up line for a passing mom of two. I’ll sit back and watch. It must be a great show. The best one gets first prize.